Are you saying he was born with a Silver spoon in his mouth?
That triggers a memory, but I’m hoarse today - can you understand me?
I’m not sure the Ed-stenuating circumstances will allow that, will they?
Don’t they always allow for Champions?
If someone hung an Elvis painting in the Oval Office, would it be our National Velvet?
Would it be offensive to call the First Lady a Black Beauty?
Would that be the proverbial horse of a different color?
Would you roan that by me again, or better yet, paint me a picture?
I can’t quite understand you – do you have a slight sore throat and so are a quarter hoarse?
That case of the trots is making you cranky, isn’t it?
Why stirrup trouble?
What’s the mane problem here?
And will it last furlong?
Or will we just keep trotting these out?
Withers “Questions Only”?
Do all of these puns make you a little sad(dle)?
Or do they aggravate you and make you say “what the buck?”
Or pull an early April Foal’s prank on you?
Anyone else ready to giddyup outta here?
Who’s going to close the barn door after us?