You lookin’ at me?
Did you know, in my religion, too many dog puns gets you eternal Dalmatian?
Do you hear us bitching?
Does anyone really give a shih tzu?
Oh, isn’t that a load of bulldog?
What kind of boxers are you wearing, furry or cotton?
If Bogey had gave Lauren Bacall a miniature dog for Christmas would it have been a Falcon Maltese?
When asked if he was from Persia, did the Shah reply, “Yep, Pomeranian?”
Or would that me considered a mastiff error?
Is Hamlet really a great Dane?
When I see a pretty girl, is it wrong that I affenpinscher tush?
Shitzu want to get arrested?
Would they put you behind iron borzoi?
I’d like to finish painting the house; isn’t there more than a hafghan left?
Would you setter for a simple varnish?
Is an elderly Casanova a grey hound?
Has it been said the Grand Canyon is a spaniel never forget?
Does it give you paws to reflect?
Fer Shurr, it was cold last in The Valley; was that one bichon frisé?
Did you terrier self up about it?