Wasn’t it a long long time ago?
Can you still remember how the music made you smile?
Will Don ever tell us what he was thinking when he wrote this?
He already wrote to the Perfect Master, didn’t he?
Man, is that a classic column or what?
Are there standards for column classicity?
Is “classicity” even a word, bro?
If you understand my meaning, what is the problem?
What if we don’t understand your meaning?
Have you ever read Chomsky?
Haven’t I told you before how much I hate Chomsky?
Is it his penchant for pungent sophistry you find rebarbative?
Anyone else like strawberry and rebarbative pie?
Don’t you think Darryl Strawberry is a great Met?
Don’t you think Gary Carter is better?
Why aren’t we talking about the legendary New York Yankees?
Could it be because baseball sucks?
Do you hate Mom and apple pie, too?
And what if I like apple pie?
You hate your mom?