The last to post wins, so that’s me… right?
How can I break this to you?
Can you do it gently?
Maybe she likes it rough?
Maybe you are both right? 
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Isn’t that your properly-fitting shoe?
Isn’t it a boot?
Isn’t it a beaut?
Are we in Montana? Isn’t it a butte?
Did you know that back in Albuquerque, we constantly referred to Elephant Butte as Elephant Butt?
So I won again?
How DO you do it, O Pachyderm Posterior?
Could you also phrase that as a Mastodon Mesa?
Aren’t you guys being a little irrelephant?
Well, after all, in the long run of things, is it not a case of “to behemoth or not to behemoth”?
If you’ve seen one lion catch an elephant, have you seen a maul?
If the elephant escapes, is that predation or depredation?
Isn’t every elephant’s favorite Fleetwood Mac album Tusk?
And of course, don’t we all know what the grape said when the elephant stepped on it?