Unless they can’t hear you?
Isn’t that an asinine question?
Did you just crack a joke?
Isn’t that statement a posteriori?
What does it mean when these jokes are all abutted together like this?
Did you know the ass-joke capital of the world is Derry, Eire?
If someone butt dials you, is that a booty call?
Isn’t this thread fundamentally silly?
You really think so?
Would you prefer a silly thread or silly string?
Is this the silly season?
Are you ready for the Summer?
Won’t it come whether or not I’m ready?
Isn’t that more of a teenage issue?
You mean I’ve spent the last 30 years being a teenager?
So, what works best on your chronic zits?
Do you STILL need to know?
Wouldn’t it be more helpful to answer his question?
Shouldn’t someone who’s been a teenager for 30 years be considered a knowledgeable font of puberty skin care products?
Not to mention of considerable interest to the Clearasil Corp. research staff?