Questions Only

Unless they can’t hear you?

Isn’t that an asinine question?

Did you just crack a joke?

Isn’t that statement a posteriori?

What does it mean when these jokes are all abutted together like this?

Did you know the ass-joke capital of the world is Derry, Eire?

If someone butt dials you, is that a booty call?

Isn’t this thread fundamentally silly?

You really think so?

Would you prefer a silly thread or silly string?

Is this the silly season?

Are you ready for the Summer?

Won’t it come whether or not I’m ready?

Isn’t that more of a teenage issue?

You mean I’ve spent the last 30 years being a teenager?

So, what works best on your chronic zits?

Do you STILL need to know?

Wouldn’t it be more helpful to answer his question?

Shouldn’t someone who’s been a teenager for 30 years be considered a knowledgeable font of puberty skin care products?

Not to mention of considerable interest to the Clearasil Corp. research staff?