Doesn’t Borat do those?
Does Borax kill rats?
Is it cold and rainy outside for any of you today, too?
Who will stop the rain?
Where have I heard that before?
I wish someone would write a song about it, don’t you?
Why would I?
Does not your soul yearn for the sweet and uplifting strains of a beautiful tune?
What if Prof. Pepperwinkle does not have a soul?
Are you asking if I have “a” soul or if I have soul?
Or are you asking if he is barefoot, without a sole?
Is somebody gonna mention one of the costars of Starsky & Hutch next?
Do you mean Huggy Bear?
Aren’t those plastic diapers?
Why, oh why, did someone have to mention plastic diapers?
Hitting a little too close to home, old man? 
Why did they put the bathroom so very far away?
I know, right?
So now do you have any secrets left?
Who knows…what E-vil…LURKS…in the hearts…of Men!?