CheshireKat, maybe?
So of course I would not be asking a non-question such as “mutts can’t rub their tummies and chew gum at the same time” now, would I <imagine big question mark with a strike-through from left to right>
Did you just say something with a huge grin on your face?
What face?
That thing with egg on it?
Are you talking about my facial mask?
So you’re into facials, eh?
Is that Kate Upton behind you?
Because behind every great man is a woman?
Or is it because I’m at expert at deflection?
Who is Kate Upton when she’s at home?
AlterKate-tion?
Phyllis Diller?
Isn’t she the one who said, “Housework won’t kill you, but then again why take the chance”?
What can you say about a woman whose husband is called “Fang”?
Was it because he was pretty sharp?
Or maybe his humor was even more pointed than hers?
Didn’t she have points all her own, way up high?
Didn’t you say to look at your face?
Didn’t who say to look at whose face?