If you saw the exit would you even take it?
Do ya toin left at Albuquerque?
Why can’t I find the Last Exit to Brooklyn?
Did you know two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left?
Could that be my problem? Am I miscounting rights?
Maybe you’re one of these people that can’t turn left?
Do you HAVE to be right all the time?
What if I said if turning left is wrong, I don’t want to be right?
You’re Barbara Mandrell?
Would you believe me if I said I was before midnight?
Is that when you turn back into Kenny Rogers?
Is that a chicken joke?
Would you use it at a roast?
Would Don Rickles be there?
How could you keep him away?
A necklace of garlic and a potato cannon?
But where would we get our hockey pucks?
Wait, they don’t play hockey where I’m going, right?
Are you going to Andorra?
Is that where you wear flowers in your hair?