Questions Only

Where the nurses all signed your cast with their phone numbers?

And every number turned out to be for Bubba’s Pest Control?

And along with several innocent bystanders?

Innocent? You call that innocent?

And I suppose you think this guy is Innocent?

My grandmother told me he was Innocent. Was that wrong of her?

Did she change his name to protect him?

Was that is Los Angeles, California?

Is that pronounced Los An-Jeh-Leez or Los An-Guh-Leez?

Isn’t the preferred pronunciation “Worcestershire”?

Did you know the locals really did pronounce it Los An-Guh-Leez until about the 1940s or so?

Did they change it because of the War?

The War on Christmas?

Could it have been The War on Drugs?

What if they gave a war and everybody smoked dope instead?

Wasn’t that the Vietnam War?

Hello? Where’s everybody gone?

Weren’t you invited to the Secret Room?

You all fit into that little space?

One pill made us smaller?