Is he trying to curry a horse?
Does it taste like curried chicken?
Does eating a horseburger give you the trots?
Would eating a hamburger really make you mooooove?
Did you hear Burger King shot Dairy Queen his Whopper and gave her a Belt Buster?
No, can I have the juicy details?
What, you want a special order?
Is that a problem?
Depends, how special do you want it?
Can’t you have it your way?
You mean Reverse Cowgirl?
When did this become about sex?
Since Adam said to Eve, “Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!”?
Aren’t sex and death really the only two themes?
What about Dex and Seth?
Are they a couple, or are they locked in mortal combat?
Or are they a couple locked in mortal combat?
Did you know the males of most spider species are killed and cannibalized following copulation?
Well, could you hum a few bars?
Can I fake it instead? Or is that getting back to sex?