Does he have a Van Dyke beard?
Or write stories like Philip K.?
Is he tricky?
Didn’t he get boned?
Why are you all being so hard on him?
Could you clarify the thrust of your question?
Are we talking about the beaver?
Twat did you say?
What was that? Did my puddy tat just say Happy Holidays to everyone? 
Or did he say Meowy Christmas?
Does he have Sandy Claws?
Does he have three hos?
Did he offer to show you his North Pole?
Did he offer to go down your chimney?
Does Santa have snow balls?
This spud’s for you, whether it’s mashed
Bake or boiled or fried or simply smashed.
Does Barry Mannilow have potato balls?
Is it true he wanted to be a juggler but just didn’t have the balls to do it?
Wasn’t he from Hackysack, NJ?
Did you know that he didn’t write “I Write the Songs”?
Did I want to know what he didn’t write?