And will the wizard give me a brain?
Are you off to see the wizard?
What if I’m unable to find my red sparkly shoes?
Maybe a drag queen stole them?
The queen of drag races?
Maybe you are imagining that I have larger feet than I actually have, to suggest that?
Is that an Adam’s apple I see?
chunks an apple at your head?
Was my question rotten to the core?
Should you be skinned alive?
Is Eve ribbing you?
Are you raising Cain?
Or are you watching “Raising Hope”?
Did you write that on a Macintosh?
Do lumberjacks enjoy logging in?
You mean when they’re not sleeping all night or working all day?
Or hanging around in bars?
In women’s clothing?
Do you have buttered scones for tea?
Are you pressing wild flowers, again?