Is music not really your forte?
Ever make a blanket forte?
Do blanket statements count?
Aren’t they inanimate objects and thus incapable of counting?
Did I go too far?
Or is it a cover-up?
What did you have in mind?
Do you even have a mind?
Does having half a mind count?
Does it matter?
Are we talking about brain matter?
What does that have to do with Sarah Bellam?
Isn’t her friend Mary Jane a bad influence on her?
Weren’t they the absolute worst Hallowe’en candy?
Surely not worse than chocolate-covered cotton balls?
Still haven’t finished those off, huh?
Why do they catch in my throat?
Weevils?
Ahhh, but can anyone tell me the exact number of weevils?
Can you give us a hint?