Maybe I’m a Luddite?
Pardon, m’Ludd, you’ll be wanting the Time Coach-and-Four then?
Do you speakee ze English?
Why, can’t you?
Can’t everyone?
Can’t everyone what?
Do you understand English?
What kind of English?
Is there any kind of English except godless?
What are you, an Anglophobe?
What are you angling at?
How right is your angle?
Do I look like a Republican?
Where’s my people-watching guidebook?
Have you looked behind the couch?
Hey! Who moved the couch?
What savage person would do that?
A savage? What use would a savage have for a sofa?
Firewood?
Fire would what?