Do we need to legislate tighter pun control?
All the way from Thailand? How long does your legal arm reach?
Would I be in danger of losing my appeal?
Are you a banana?
Maybe I’m the top banana?
Have you ever seen a straight banana?
Well…they are kinda fruity, aren’t they?
Aren’t they usually hung?
By the chimney with care?
If they lost their appeal, would that be the start of a slippery slope?
Would the judge say, “Thanks a bunch”?
Did he have a grape time?
And if Siam Sam is the top banana, then who’s the bottom?
If you miss the fish and hit the bottom of the barrel , is that a crap shoot?
If you hit the fish is it a crappie shoot?
If it makes you smile is that a happy shoot?
And if you crap a barrel of fish, what is that?
How about a barrel of monkeys?
Wouldn’t they go for the top banana?
Why would monkeys go for Siam Sam?