Wasn’t that the firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe?
Isn’t that those tax accountants?
Do they cook the books?
Fry, bake, or broil?
In this century, shouldn’t accountants microwave their books?
Do homeless accountants live in a tax shelter?
And if so, can they use it as a deduction?
Is it true you can tell the difference between an introverted accountant and an extroverted one because the introverted accountants will stare at their shoes, while the extroverted ones stare at yours?
Then what would happen if Shoeless Joe Jackson had an extroverted accountant?
Wait. How did he get resurrected after 65 years?
Aren’t zombies trendy?
Will this thread ever become a zombie?
Will you ask me that again in the year 2525?
Will you have cried a billion tears, or at least your fair share?
Does anyone actually have a 45 of that, besides me?
45 what, a Colt?
Are RPM’s dead?
Ever play 45 RPM records at 33⅓ just to hear how weird they sound?
Or the other way around?
Aren’t all records round?