Why don’t you just send him along with the luggage like I do?
Will he fit in a duffle bag?
Do you have just the basic Igor or did you get the deluxe one with rhinestones?
Did they have those styles at the Evil Henchmen R Us store?
Haven’t you been there since they remodeled?
Didn’t you hate what they did with the red chintz and mohair?
Red chintz and mohair? Didn’t you recognize Susan?
Would he sing ‘My Humps’ again?
Haven’t you heard that he won’t ever sing that again because of what happened to [pause for exaggerated dramatic effect] Molly?
The same Molly that I saw at the Evil Henchmen R Us store?
Were you aware that she has an evil twin? (Well, an even more evil twin.)
Don’t we all?
Aren’t you part of a vast clone army?
Well, have you ever seen a half-vast clone army?
Now, how am I supposed to top that one? (applause)
With a cherry?
Are you Bing Maraschino, master cherry juggler, or did you leave him at home?
Have you ever tried juggling cherries?
It’s the pits, isn’t it?
Isn’t this The Game Room? 