:eek:???
Does he have me confused with a lamb?
Or maybe an Alpaca?
How come no one so far has gotten the Green Day reference?
Because we’re old?
Or maybe because some of us only know the songs they released as singles on the radio and that song wasn’t a single?
Huh?
Does anyone else prefer Red-Letter Days?
You mean like Arbor Day?
Isn’t that where Englishmen store their boats?
Yes, but where do they store their ships?
Are not the ships in the pastures with the other baa-lambs?
Have we gone off the deep end?
What, now you pipples dinna know about ships?
Scotsmen know about ships – in fact, did you know that’s why they wear kilts, because ships can hear zippers?
Isn’t velcro kneepads part of the uniform also?
Wouldn’t those stick to the ships’ wool?
Dinna ye ken that’s why you trade wood for sheep?
But only in the morning?
How early do you go out to the barn?