Are you in a fowl mood?
Could it come from being a birdbrain?
Can you be any more punny?
Punny how? Punny like a knighthood? Punny like a crown?
Punny like Joe Pesci?
Does that mean we need to start the fish puns now?
Aren’t fish puns eely bad?
Are we floundering about again?
Everyone’s going to go with the flow and do fish puns? Are you all sheep?
Would it be ba-a-ad if ewe were?
Would you be a lamb and do sheep puns ovine and ovine again?
Since we might do disgusting pig puns next, where’s the porcine throne?
Which will be disgusting, the puns or the pigs?
Is it me or is it turning into a zoo around here?
Was it otter chaos the time some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped?
Were the French authorities searching for the Lost Dolphin?
Didn’t they have to scale back on that?
Did they do it on porpoise?
Why, what have you been herring?
That Salmon Rushdie is the most popular Chef’s Favorite in the Pacific Northwest?