Into their Whatchamacallit?
Do I hear Snickers from the peanut gallery?
Should I feel guilty for wanting to say “Men are from Mars, women are from Uranus?”
We’re going from candy bars to butt babies now?
Is it true what I’ve heard, that Nobody has seen Uranus with the naked eye?
Catholics in space are weightless, but do they still have mass?
Was that the captain’s log that floated by?
Was that do to him adding more protein to his diet to make it meteor?
I’m confused - am I supposed to be star struck or constipated?
Why can’t you be both?
Is our next stop the Mounds of Venus?
Does Venus shave her mound?
Did they name Venus after Aphrodite because the planet was so hot?
Did that idea inspire the song “I’m your Venus, I’m your fire, What’s your desire?”?
Was that the Bangles or Bananarama?
Bananarama. Does anybody else miss the 80s?
When Michael sang that Billie Jean had a Sweet Child O’ Mine?
Don’t y’know I’m too busy missing the late 60s?
Billie Jean had your child?
Could they do DNA testing back then?