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Wouldn’t Robin Leach be an excellent name for an IRS auditor?

Would I. Robin Steel be even better, since that person’s initials would actually be IRS?

Your name is Robin Steel?

Or was he the guest burglar credited on Car Talk?

Don’t you know that I.R.S. stands for Irwin R. Schyster?

Do we cheat 'em and how?

Maybe ask the offices of Sue, Grabbitt and Runne?

Has anybody seen Roy G. Biv?

You mean the Rainbow Raider?

Wouldn’t that be Roy G. Bilvolo?

Is he a male gibolo? What’s a gibolo, anyway? Is it anything like a juggalo?

Is he just a gigolo?

And everywhere he goes, people know the part he’s playing?

Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop ?

Oops, sorry. I got possessed by the ghost of David Lee Roth. Wait, what? He’s not dead? Uhm, then I got possessed by the ghost of his career maybe?

If you’re a ghost, does that mean life goes on without you?

What about those who never had a life?

You rang?

Am I the only one who read that in Lurch’s voice?

Did you move your lips?