Anyone still drive a Pinto?
People drive beans?
Can beans drive a person via gas?
What’s Rosarita bean up to lately, anyway?
Hanging out with Carmen Miranda?
Did you receive a Miranda warning, Carmen?
Have you ever met Marbury V. Madison?
Do you pronounce President Madison’s Veep Gerry, with a hard G (and in the eponymous gerrymander) like it should be? (from an alumnus of the Elbridge Gerry Elementary School, built in 1908 and still in operation, in the Gerrymander’s right talon)
Was Prez Madison the only one allowed to play with his Dolly while in office?
Did y’know Dolley had a pet macaw?
Did she think that was something to crow about?
Are you sure that you aren’t thinking about Sheryl?
Didn’t Brandon Lee die of a gunshot to the head while filming The Crow?
A gunshot to the gut. Wow, this turned morbid didn’t it?
You’re not going to start dead-baby jokes now, are you? :dubious:
I thought I’d go with jokes about politicians. Do you know what you get when go to a bar and order a JFK?
No, what do you get?
How about when you enter a certain establishment in DC and ask for a Lewinski? 
A draft beer with the head blown off.
OK, that’s an old one, and also pretty bad. I’ll do a better one. You know why blind people don’t skydive?
Because it scares the crap outta the dog?