Is there some sort of Who line of succession for asking questions about orgasm-inducing deli meals?
Is ‘I’m a lasagna hog, go hang a salami’ a palindrome?
Was Tina Fey a Palin drone?
When Sanders pees, does it Bern?
What does the capital of Switzerland have to do with anything?
Did you know that both “Berne” (an alternate spelling) and “pee” have two Ps?
Do you know who else has a twopee?
Hitler?
Could it be Miss Issippi?
What’s your state of mind?
New York?
New York?
You never heard of “New York State of Mind” by Billy Joel?
I thought we were singing Frank Sinatra?
Oh. So you were spreading the news?
Are you leaving today?
On a jet plane?
That’s from a different song, innit?
You mean that mash ups and medleys are not allowed?
MAS*H ups, like “Suicide Solution is Painless?”