That looks pretty bad. Will your south be able to rise again?
Should be any day now, don’t ya’ll think?
A gorilla?
What does that have to do with the price of rice in China?
i know you are but what am i?
You don’t live up to your name, do you?
Did you know that you could POTENTIALLY get leprosy from not frequently washing your body with soap?
What makes you think leprosy can be spontaneously generated that way?
Have you forgotten your Aristotle?
No, it’s right here… Oh damn it, why do I keep leaving it at home?
Would you like to use mine at no extra charge?
Extra? Does that mean there’s something else that you are charging me for?
What else could there be?
Would it be worth twenty bucks to you to find out?
What do you take me for?
Aren’t you a cheap knockoff?
You think I come cheap, do you?
Did you have to phrase it like that?
Why, how does that come across? Or should that be “whom”?
To Whom Are You Speaking, Sir?