Wasn’t it Frank Zappa who sang of Catholic girls," With a tongue like a cow, they can make you go ‘Wow!’"?
Are Catholic boys any different?
With tongue like a cat they make you go splat?
With a tongue like a dog, would they leave you agog?
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With a tongue like a newt, wouldn’t that be cute?
With a tongue like a bunny, wouldn’t that be funny?
With a tongue that is blunt, would it feel like a …?
With a tongue like a moose, would you really bust loose?
Like a what? Don’t leave us hanging, what would it feel like?
What do you think it would feel like, a stunt?
Did you not realize I was being a smart-ass?
Are you ever anything else?
:eek: Are you trying to make me cry?
Did I succeed? 
Yes. Are you happy now?
What’s it to ya???
How far do you think you’ll get around here with that kind of attitude, buster?
Hunh? What attitude?
You’re not even aware of it?