How did you know my favorite cheese?
Is there any in stock?
Is there any in stock in Innsbruck or Stockholm?
Are there any ladies of ill repute in Lahore?
Why is the capital of Ireland so huge?
Because it has a large population of good Catholics? 
Because it’s Dublin every year?
Isn’t it actually Dublin every nanosecond?
Wasn’t Dublin the last president before Obama?
Shouldn’t that be O’Bama?
Did Fear Itself just make me laugh out loud?
Don’t we just have to take your word for it?
You mean you don’t spy on her like the rest of us?
Was I spying without even knowing it?
Does this explain why my cookie jar is always empty?
What does that have to do, really, with Kate Upton?
And, indeed, what does Kate Upton have to do with anything?
Who is Kate Upton?
Someone a little bit higher up than Kate Middleton?
What are you looking at, Buster?