What kind of dumbass leaves their cake out in the rain?
And what kind of dumbass loses a cake’s recipe?
You guys don’t know that the song is actually about Jimmy Webb’s beakup with Susie Horton?
Jimmy who?
Susie who?
What’s a beakup?
Smaller than a c cup?
Oops… I mean… Why did my “r” key betray me?
Or did it betay you?
Areway weway alkingtay inay igpay atinlay ownay?
Eezor eezare weeze speezeakeezing Eezengleezish?
Where did 84 Lumber Co. get its name?
And what happened to lumber companies 1-83?
Isn’t that like asking what happened to the first 1,909 fruitgum companies?
Or how about Love Potions #1-8?
Do nine out of ten dentists surveyed have an opinion on that?
Is the other dentist just completely clueless?
Didn’t you know that a squirrel bit his nuts?
Did I already know that?
How would we know what you know, Sparky?