Haven’t you heard the song about Rudolph - “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”?
Perhaps if you were dreaming that you were walking around naked in public, and suddenly realize you’re not dreaming?
Does that happen to you, too?
Do you have no shame?
Why should I have any shame?
Do you think you are too good to feel shame?
Isn’t there enough shame to go around for everybody?
Especially this time of year, shouldn’t we all just share the shame?
Couldn’t we share the joy of the season instead?
Do you mean if it feels good, do it?
And especially before it becomes illegal?
What good are these pesky laws anyway?
Aren’t they to control former Red Sox Johnny Pesky’s offspring and descendants?
Does he own stock in Penske?
Isn’t that the new Vice President?
Wasn’t that across the river from the Hungarian capital of Buda?
Hungary has a city named after me?
Are you implying you’re a pest?
Why you gotta be like that?
Ain’t been around here much before, have you, podner?