Questions Only

Aren’t Depends made by Kimberly-Clark?

That depends. Weren’t Kimberly-Clark the guys that wondered aimlessly through the northwest two centuries ago?

I wonder what they were wondering about as they wandered, wondering aimlessly through the northwest two centuries ago?

Did they wonder about asking for directions to shorten their aimless wandering?

So I’m not the only person to have wondered about their wandering?

I wonder, wonder, wonder who, who wrote the book of love?

Did you write the book of love and do you have faith in God above if the Bible tells you so?

Do you reject Satan and all His works?

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

And just how do you know that his nuts are numb?

Maybe they’re shriveled from the cold?

How do you know he even has any?

In fact, do we know if Cardigan is actually a he?

It seems Nobody wants to find out the answer to that question?

It seems like you’re trying to turn a statement into a question by simply using a question mark?

Like what you just did?

Isn’t that the point of this thread?

Does this thread even have a point?

Isn’t the point to keep us amused?