Does their ritual of “Investigatio Tuberibus” count?
Would that be subterranean ascomycete fungus?
Isn’t that what I said?
If you say so?
What did you say?
Does anybody really care?
I don’t, do you?
How about those who could do but don’t, but say they did?
Do you have the time?
To listen to you whine
About nothing and everything
All at once?
Was that in iambic pentameter?
Or was it free verse (not that anyone would pay for it)?
I take it that you’re unaware those are lyrics from “Basket Case”, a song that went to #1 on the Billboard Alternative and #9 on the Billboard Mainstream Rock charts?
Do I sometimes give myself the creeps?
Does my mind sometimes play tricks on me?
Am I supposed to be impressed?
Well, do YOU have any #1 hits?
Y’all sound cranky - is it time to mention KATE UPTON again?
When did Kate Upton ever hit #1 on the Mainstream Rock Chart?
Is she our resident deus ex machina?
Isn’t it always a good time to mention Kate Upton again?
Mildly NSFW: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/00/28/22/002822a24bb9c8b941846663e045b4f3.jpg
