Should I stay up or go to bed?
And we all know the one we dread to hear the most, don’t we? “Is it in yet?”
Or, “Are you finished?”
How common is that one?
Well, I never heard it, did you?
I’ve never said it, have you?
And do we all know the punchline to this one? “Who do you think you’re going to satisfy with that little thing?”
I’ve never heard that either, have you?
Wait, isn’t that the end of the joke? Isn’t the start of that joke, “What does Siam Sam’s wife say before sex?”
Do we have enough pigeon eggs?
How many pigeon eggs do you need for a decent-sized omelette?
Is that a trick question?
Have you been stumped?
Should we leaf this subject alone and branch out into other topics?
Where shall we branch off too?
Aren’t you barking up the wrong tree?
Wood you elaborate?
How far can an acorn fall from a tree anyway?
And how far can a cracker fall from its box?
Isn’t that racist?