Just how Can I get a lien off my roof?
Is there even room for them, what with the reindeer and all?
Do reindeer poop on space aliens?
Wait a minute, did someone just mention space aliens?
How could we build a wall to keep them out?
Yeah, but shouldn’t we hold off on the satellite defense system first and find out if these space aliens are willing to clean our houses, or work as migrant farm laborers for lower wages?
And how will SKYNET react to all this, anyway?
Will they, ahem, terminate 'em?
Will they be Bach?
Don’t you think we can Handel them?
Are we talking de-composers now?
Good pun. How can I top that? I know; with a headstone maybe?
Are you working the graveyard shift?
Or, as some call it, the lobster shift?
Did you know that lobsters are sometimes naturally blue?: Animals
Wouldn’t you be if you were stuck on the bottom of Casco Bay?
Wouldn’t you be, if you were so goddamn ugly and people liked to eat you?
Is she cute?
Does she have a sister? A brother?
Does she have crabs?