Aren’t grammar Nazis always self-appointed?
Would that be the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit?
Is it its or is it it’s?
It’s… this?
Is that all there is?
To love?
Didn’t Peggy Lee ask that?
Didn’t she have a Fever?
For the flavor of Pringle?
Original, pizza, or sour cream & onion flavored?
What about Cajun Squirrel flavor?
Will no one think of the rodents?
What flavors of potato chips do rodents like?
Would that be ratatouille flavor?
What about tater haters?
Who could hate a tater?
A tot?
You mean a small fry?
Would that be a dud of a spud?
And should we keep our eyes peeled for it?