Aren’t we devoted to fighting ignorance?
Are them there fighting words?
I Don’t know. Do They Anger the Blood?
Or get one’s dander up?
Aren’t there dandruff shampoos for that?
I wonder if that joke could be considered head and shoulders about the rest?
My, aren’t you acting suave today?
Will you forgive me if I can’t make up a pun using the word “Prell”?
Are you too sham-pooped to make up such a pun?
Hey Elendil’s Heir, the 90’s called. Will you give them back their shampoo please?
Your name isn’t Alberto, by any chance, is it?
You know what it’s like having the last name Vo5?
Isn’t it worth it, though, to have such sensational hair?
Doesn’t it require a lot of maintenance though? Isn’t it a matter of “hair today, gone tomorrow”?
I dunno, can I mullet over?
Are you just teasing now?
And will you sing “She Bangs” for us, please?
Why so barber-ous?
Can we quit with the cutting remarks?
Too incisive?