Are we using the definition of “pal” that we bandied about in high school as an acronym?
Can anyone here be a pal to Palliative aged languishing babyboomer?
Do you need such a person?
Is there some kind of application and interview process?
Would additional background checks be required?
No body-cavity searches would be required, I hope…?
Would we really need, or indeed want, to go that far?
If the applicant demands it, can’t we do a cavity search?
What kind of applicant would want that?
Eric André ?
Daniel Tosh?
Tracy Morgan?
Who?
Perhaps, but why stop there? Why not the Stones, Led Zepplin, and Pink Floyd too?
Was that last band the sequel to Pink Floyd 1?
Are you confusing two and too again?
What four?
What happened to three?
Could it be that it eight too much and got six?
Maybe we should all just take five?
Take five of what?
Aren’t we all at sixes and sevens?