Could they stand up to dirt roads?
And how would you coordinate the color schemes?
Are we talking bowling shoes or golf pants?
Would any reasonable person wear bowling shoes and golf pants?
Why, oh why, are you inquiring about what reasonable people do HERE?
Where?
When?
And why did the wombat leave the crowbar in the refrigerator?
Are you sure it was the refrigerator? Could it have been the dishwasher?
You can’t tell the difference between a refrigerator and a dishwasher?
Are yours running right now, and if so, shouldn’t you go catch them?
Aren’t there other threads for jokes like that?
Has anybody seen this guy at their local bowling alley lately?: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/thebiglebowski/images/4/47/Big-lebowski-hussein.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111216232138
Can you define ‘lately’?
Isn’t it just a synonym for recently?
Must we bring a thesaurus to this thread?
If so, is there some reason you think that would be undesirable?
Whaddaya got against thesauruseseseses - or is it thesauri?
How come the word “thesaurus” has no synonyms?
And why is the word “abbreviation” so long?