Rudolph I can understand, but how did you come up with the bit about alkaline solution?
Well, you know, it’s in a test tube, see…?
Why aren’t test tube babies long and skinny?
The answer to the joke is Bozo the clone. Yeah, yeah, it’s lame. I know.
Wait, they’re actually a thing? They’re not just sci-fi?
Have you never heard of in-vitro fertilization?
Isn’t that getting it on with a robot? Or am I confusing that with artificial insemination?
If you have to ask, shouldn’t you keep your zipper up?
Hey, why do closing zippers go up instead of down?
Have you tried standing on your head?
What would happen if men just kept their zippers down all the time?
Lower sperm counts due to drafts?
Wouldn’t that get really uncomfortable in winter?
I know, right?
Why does nobody ever say, “I don’t know, wrong”?
Don’t you know right from wrong?
Is it easier than knowing right from left?
Is anybody else getting a crick in their neck?
Do your neck cricks creak?
Do creek crickets neck?
In which neck of the woods.