Did you think it had gone to Annapolis?
Maybe to San Francisco, with flowers in its hair?
Do you think it might be on its way to Thailand?
What is it again?
Have you ever had a Granny Smith?
Don’t you think I’d remember sex with a septuagenarian?
What’s your position on geriatrics?
Doggy style?
Are you into “50 Shades of Gray-Hair”?
Is that anything like 50 First Dates?
Did you see the XXX-rated version of that movie?
50 First Date Rapes?
How many times have you taken your date to see that?
Can I take the fifth?
Where do you want to take her?
On the kitchen table?
Do you use the good china?
You mean Taiwan?
Have you been to Taipei?
Isn’t that your blood type?