Questions Only

Who said that a Trump administration would never act to counteract global warming?

You don’t think I ever might’ve, do you?

Should’ve? Would’ve? Could’ve?

Isn’t one of those a past imperfect participle or sumpin’?

what are we, back in highschool?

Has anybody stuffed you into your locker recently?

Or humiliated you in gym class?

Or tried to steal your lunch money?

How much lunch money you got?

Do you take credit cards?

Can you give me your zip code, the last four digits of your SSN, your mother’s maiden name, and the first three digits of your SSN, too? Also, the middle two digits of your SSN?

You want one of my kidneys as well?

To what do I owe such a generous offer?

Have you seen his kidneys??!!!??

How about his liver?

What Heinlein book was it that after a brain transplant, a man shared the brain with the previous owner, a woman?

With some fava beans and a nice chianti?

In the movie “All of Me” Lily Tomlin shares a body with Steve Martin. Are you thinking of that?

Don’t they say a brain is a terrible thing to waste?

You never knew me in 7th grade, did you? Have you any idea what the Blue Book value on my brain is?

Is that a no-brainer?