Is that like ‘The Fining’?
Or the shining?
Shouldn’t you capitalize and italicize your last two words there?
What exactly am I supposed to be shining, here?
Is that more Monkey(Mensch)shines?
How shiny am I supposed to make it before I start raising blisters?
If it hurts, maybe you’re overdoing it?
I’m overdoing it? You ever hear of Billy Batts?
Isn’t it best to tuck it into your socks at a social event?
Can it be someone else’s socks?
If in someone else’s socks, won’t you invariably toss them over your shoulder?
Isn’t a part of the anatomy that for some men they say can be tossed over one’s shoulder?
Like a Continental Soldier, or some other kind of military infantry?
Do your ears hang low?
Does shrinkage count?
You mean your head shrinking but ears staying the same size?
They shrink??
Haven’t you heard of shrunken heads? How do you think they get TV anchors’ and pundits’ heads to fit on the screen?
Aren’t they just trying to get a head?
Steamed off, are you?