Questions Only

Did you know that Bic made both pens and sailboards?

Why did you leave out lighters and razors?

Are Bic lighters better than Zippo lighters?

I dunno, but do you remember the “flick my Bic” commercials?

Does that sound dirty to you?

Not at all, why do you ask?

Is it ok that I flick my bic in my house before a window with the drapes open?

Do you think anything anyone ever says is “dirty”?

Well, sure, if they talked about making mud pies over a white rug, right?

What would Pig-Pen do?

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Jeez, where did that come from?

Anybody hungry for Meatloaf?

Can anyone offer me a clue as to what the hell we’re talking about?

Haven’t you figured it out yet?

Would anyone mind if I asked Kate Upton, or maybe Keira Knightley?

Wouldn’t that depend on which end of the breast spectrum you’re feeling up to?

Will you let me answer in this game if I confess I missed a few beats?

What’s a beat or two between friends?

Are you my friend? Are you my friend? Are you my friend?