When’s the last time you got your eyes checked?
Is Shirley participating in this thread?
Didn’t you know that Shirley is surly and has nothing to do with curly punctuation?
And you didn’t think that’s a different topic altogether?
How did we move on to punctuation?
Maybe someone is having a period?
Are periods even allowed in this thread?
Are you a misogynist?
Well, it is a thread of only questions, isn’t it? How do you end a question with a period?
Do you think the St. Francis St. guru can help you?
Who can help the helpless?
Is that along the lines of one-handed clappers?
Aren’t those the things that make your lights go on and off?
You mean it touches my buttons?
Was it a “good touch” or a “bad touch”?
Perhaps this topic is a little touchy?
Nicely done, Spoons; should I say touche?
Hey, why not?
Can’t you guess why I shouldn’t? Who here knows how to put the accent in touche?
Where should I attach my attaché?