It could be a zonk. Will you take $500 instead?
How soon before somebody brings up the Monty Hall Problem?
And now for something completely different. How about,
Monty Hall and the Holy Grail?
Monty Hall’s Meaning of life?
Anybody want to play some Three-Card Monty Hall?
How about the Halls of Monty Zuma?
Didn’t Monty Zima invent some sort of beverage?
Are you really going to dignify that with the epithet beverage?
If you can drink it, isn’t it a beverage?
If it’s a beverage, isn’t it potable?
So you’re saying that Zima is undrinkable?
What the heck is Zima?
Who’s asking?
You see anyone else here?
You honestly never heard of Zima? Damn, you are lucky. A benefit of living in Siam I presume?
Would you believe that the only time I’ve ever heard of Zima (outside of this thread) was in a Simpsons episode?
Can you believe that I’ve drunk the stuff?
How did you like it?
Rather tasteless, like water with a hint of malt; do you think they were trying to make a beer for people who don’t like beer?
Who doesn’t like beer?
Are there really such people?