Questions Only

Will you accept my apology seeing as I’m already housing a ten-foot Pole?

If you’re voiding your bladder, did you know European?

Is it tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban?

Do you know if a bad policy hurts the mayor, it Herzegovina too?

Are you Finnish now?

Am I being too much of a Spain in the ass?

Can’t you be more Syria-s?

Haven’t you realized there’s Norway I can stop with the puns?

Did you hear about the grenade thrown into a kitchen in France that resulted in Linoleum Blownapart?

Is that really in the spirit of bombhomie?

Well, aren’t you a blast?

Are you ready to call it a nitro?

Have you ever seen Duck, You Sucker, Sergio Leone’s film about an Irish dynamiter in the Mexican Revolution?

Do you think the Mexicans were looking for Zapata gold at the end of the rainbow?

Has anyone ever given you a Pancho in the mouth?

Do I look like a pinata to you?
(and how do you made a tilda?)

Maybe with a Papa Tilda and a Mama Tilda?

Do they make love tilda cows come home?

Aren’t you milking this a bit too much?

Do you not find my work to be the creme de la creme?