Questions Only

What did I do to deserve that?

You posted in here, didn’t you?

Contradictorily, didn’t Nobody post in here?

Didn’t I hear that this place is too crowded, Nobody comes here anymore?

That’s something Yogi Berra would say. Are you his ghost?

Ugh, did another Yankee fan sneak into here?

That’s basketball?

Don’t the Yankees actually play baseball?

Who can keep up with that sports crap?

Millions of sports fans, perhaps?

I’m back, so,a…what are we questioning?

Boson, perhaps you can answer: do the Yankees play baseball or basketball?

What does New York have to do with “Yankees” anyway?

Plus, what does New York have to do with “Rangers”? Isn’t that more a Texas thing?

Power Rangers? Rescue Rangers? Ford Rangers? What kind of Rangers are we talking about?

Do any of them play for Texas or New York?

The New York Rangers?

Aren’t they just Texas Rangers who moved to the city and learned to talk faster?

Is that something that can be taught, or is it acquired out of necessity?

Isn’t it necessary for auctioneers to talk as fast as they do?