How do you define a good question?
Are there any bad questions?
Isn’t it true that many questions have been left unanswered? Thus raising more questions?
Yeah, why izzet that there aren’t any good answers on this thread? Isn’t the SDMB supposed to be about good answers?
Nobody, would you consider this a good question? Just how can we meet your high standards, anyway?
Innit?
What makes you think that you can? 
How can we meet your standards if we don’t know what they are?
How can I state what they are in question form?
“Don’t you understand that my standards are X, Y, and Z?”
There’s a model; can you follow it?
Can’t you figure it out for yourself? Do we have to do everything for you?
Do you know how tempting that is to somebody as lazy as I am?
Would it tire you even more to explain why?
Why what?
Even more than what?
Can we agree that Nobody will not state standards, and so, we should carry on?
Was that a double negative?
Would you believe that I’m so confused now, that I cannot answer?
…Yes?
Oh well; shall we just continue anyway?