Wow, who would have guessed that one would actually spend eternity floating among clouds with halo and wings playing a harp?
Wouldn’t the deceased’s silence say it all?
Maybe he was drowned out by all the racket by the harps?
Wouldn’t a place filled with the racket of harps be Hell and not Heaven? And now that I think of it, wouldn’t Racket of Harps be a great band name?
Maybe back in the 90’s?
Why not now?
When will I learn to check for a second page?
Is this still the era of lame band names?
The Second Page? Jimmy Page cover band?
They didn’t clone him, did they?
If so, would he do a cover version of “Send in the Clones”?
Again?!? Aren’t there any better cloning puns out there?
What kind of cloning puns did you want?
What kind of cloning puns did you want?
Funny ones?
What about jokes?
What has a red nose and is grown in a test tube? Bozo the clone (Millennials you’ll probably have to Google that joke.)
A scientist makes a clone of himself; however, the clone swears constantly. Finally having enough, the scientist pushes the clone out the window and he falls to his death. The police arrive and arrest the scientist. The charge? Making an obscene clone fall.
Anyone have any others?
Why should you use a chrome plate for eggs benedict?
To have a breakfast fit for an ex-Pope? (Although that’s not a clone joke, is it?)
Haven’t you heard that one before? Would you like me to post the answer?
Oh, would you, please?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?