Questions Only

I don’t know, why?

I don’t know either, why?

Y? Isn’t that the 25th letter of the alphabet?

Can we get back to the actual details of BBB’s anecdote, please?

Does it involve swallowing seeds?

Did you know that pomegranate seeds might be poisonous to pigs? But what about Persephone? Pomegranate seeds caused her to have to spend half of eternity in the underworld- would that count as a poison effect?

Does that really have anything to do with your long-awaited tale about a prostitute, a pig and a pomegranate?

Is anyone else finding the wait unbearable?

I know, right?

Maybe she was just into pigs?

Do you have to be “into pigs” to want to save a pig in need?

Isn’t a pig in need, a pig indeed?

In deed and in the breach; I’ll just say that there was no need to put lipstick on that pig after the fact, amirite?

How should we know?

And more importantly, when ARE we going to hear the long-delayed anecdote about the prostitute, pig and pomegranate? Is more pressure needed?

Is there really any such joke?

Am I the only one who suspects there’s no joke?

And why would a pig pay for a prostitute—was it a male chauvinist?

Aren’t all pigs?

But aren’t half of them female?