Or how about someone infamous?
Will we ever know?
Would you tell us, TMW, if we said “Pretty please”?
Or would The Writer prefer to remain a Mystery?
Do usernames actually tell us something about the people behind them?
Are you saying you are personally Straight Outta Middle Earth?
Why am I always so confused by references to the works of Tolkien?
Because you’re unfamiliar with his work?
May I recommend you start with The Hobbit, then The Lord of the Rings, and then only if you’re totally into what you’ve read so far, The Silmarillion?
What about Smith of Wootton-Major and Farmer Giles of Ham?
Will you think less of me if I say I never read them?
Are you waiting for the movies instead?
Like an out-of-work actor?
Can’t actors at least get work waiting tables?
Isn’t that a cliche? Can’t they do anything else?
Who else will hire wannabes and has-beens?
7-Eleven?
Is waiting tables more lucrative than working at 7-Eleven?
Isn’t the real question whether sticking up a 7-Eleven is more lucrative?
Isn’t lucrative a funny word if you say it enough times?