I’m guessing… no?
Why are you guessing? Isn’t it obvious?
Are my spidey senses telling me there is a conflict amiss?
When did spidey senses become a thing?
Since August 1962, more or less?: Spider-Man - Wikipedia
Do you think providing an answer and simply putting some punctuation mark at the end of the sentence actually makes that a question, as opposed to a statement?
If “some punctuation mark” is actually a question mark and the sentence can be read as a question, then… yes?
Do teddy bears really need milk?
Teddy bears drink milk?
Got milk?
Why do teddy bears like to sleep?
I give up. Why?
You expect a factual answer? Isn’t that more of a subjective question?
Because they sleep the sleep of death?
I thought it was the setup to a joke. You mean there’s no punchline?
What sort of sicko goes around punching teddy bears?
I sure wouldn’t, would you?
Who would even think of punching a teddy bear?
You guys think they’re alive?
Aren’t they?