Questions Only

I’m guessing… no?

Why are you guessing? Isn’t it obvious?

Are my spidey senses telling me there is a conflict amiss?

When did spidey senses become a thing?

Since August 1962, more or less?: Spider-Man - Wikipedia

Do you think providing an answer and simply putting some punctuation mark at the end of the sentence actually makes that a question, as opposed to a statement?

If “some punctuation mark” is actually a question mark and the sentence can be read as a question, then… yes?

Do teddy bears really need milk?

Teddy bears drink milk?

Got milk?

Why do teddy bears like to sleep?

I give up. Why?

You expect a factual answer? Isn’t that more of a subjective question?

Because they sleep the sleep of death?

I thought it was the setup to a joke. You mean there’s no punchline?

What sort of sicko goes around punching teddy bears?

I sure wouldn’t, would you?

Who would even think of punching a teddy bear?

You guys think they’re alive?

Aren’t they?